10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "All-in, bitches!!!"