10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.