10 Random Poker Quotes

I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"