10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --