10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!