10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.