10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---