10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.