10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.