10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..