10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion