10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.