10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth