10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• im going to 2 out you to death
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.