10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.