10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.