10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss