10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?