10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fold and live to fold again