10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger