10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz