10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."