10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.