10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'