10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP