10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Those eggs smell delicious!