10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson