10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!