10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it