10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.