10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
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