10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare