10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"