10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek