10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi