10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss