10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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