10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is for loners.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers