10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"