10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.