10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave