10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss