10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it