10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.