10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament