10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.