10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --