10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "No river, no fish."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim