10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright