10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..